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A Novel Hovel
Created on 2004-09-07 12:11:44 (#4464205), last updated 2007-06-28
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Basic Info| Name: | John Albert Kipling |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1971 |
| Location: | Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States |
BioIf I was a Transformer, I would be Bumblebee
If I was a Member of GI Joe, I would be Shipwreck
If I was a Superhero, I would be Booster Gold
If I was a Hollywood Monster, I would be Teen Wolf
If I was a Computer, I would be a 386 with 16 MB of RAM
If I was a Children's Book, I would be Mike Mulligan's Steam Shovel
If I was a Chinese Fortune, I would read "At least your Mom thinks you're great"
If I was a Movie Candy, I would be a box of jujubees
If I was a Thundercat, I would be WillyKat
If I was a Beatles Song, I would be 'Number 9'
If I was a Branch of the U.S. Military, I would be Department of Quadrennial Defense Review
If I was a Kung Fu Style, I would be Lady Bug Kung Fu
If I was a Dr. Seuss Character, I would be the "Bofa on the Sofa"
If I was a Student at Hogwarts, I would be Orville Longbottom
If I was a Meal-in-a-Can, I would be Vienna Sausages
If I was a Television Sequel, I would be 'After M*A*S*H'
If I was a Dyslexic, I would Slab Kus
If I was a Car, I would be Bumblebee cause he's a Transformer
If I was a Member of GI Joe, I would be Shipwreck
If I was a Superhero, I would be Booster Gold
If I was a Hollywood Monster, I would be Teen Wolf
If I was a Computer, I would be a 386 with 16 MB of RAM
If I was a Children's Book, I would be Mike Mulligan's Steam Shovel
If I was a Chinese Fortune, I would read "At least your Mom thinks you're great"
If I was a Movie Candy, I would be a box of jujubees
If I was a Thundercat, I would be WillyKat
If I was a Beatles Song, I would be 'Number 9'
If I was a Branch of the U.S. Military, I would be Department of Quadrennial Defense Review
If I was a Kung Fu Style, I would be Lady Bug Kung Fu
If I was a Dr. Seuss Character, I would be the "Bofa on the Sofa"
If I was a Student at Hogwarts, I would be Orville Longbottom
If I was a Meal-in-a-Can, I would be Vienna Sausages
If I was a Television Sequel, I would be 'After M*A*S*H'
If I was a Dyslexic, I would Slab Kus
If I was a Car, I would be Bumblebee cause he's a Transformer
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akira kurosawa, all things christie, arthur machen, bester, bicameral mind, book collecting, books, boxing, breaking away, buffy, bushmiller society, cartoon network, charm school, china mieville, christopher moore, christopher priest, chuck palahniuk, chuck taylor's, city of heroes, civil war, clark ashton smith, comic books, ctrl-alt-del, daniel pinkwater, dc, donald westlake, dortmunder, firefly, fredric brown, garth nix, george macdonald fraser, gold medal, gong-fu, gormenghast, graphic novels, guy endore, h. rider haggard, hardcore ascii porn, harold lamb, historical fiction, hornblower, horror, independent publishing, john milton, leave it to chance, magicians, marvel, noir, novels, ob1, occult, old r&b, orange creme bars, paperback collecting, paperback fiction, paperbacks, penny arcade, peter saxon, pvp, questionable content, richard laymon, richard matheson, robert browning, robert heinlein, robertson davies, roman noir, roy jones jr, sabatini, sabriel, salt water taffy, school house rock, science fiction, sgt frog, shaara, signet, simpsons, star wars, starcraft, tak sakaguchi, tintin, ursula leguin, venture brothers, veronica mars, whedon, william hope hodgson, winston bongo, works of fiction, wyndham, yukio mishima, zombies, zorro the gay blade
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