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A Novel Hovel

Created on 2004-09-07 12:11:44 (#4464205), last updated 2007-06-28

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Name:John Albert Kipling
Birthdate:1971
Location:Minneapolis, Minnesota, United States
Bio
If I was a Transformer, I would be Bumblebee
If I was a Member of GI Joe, I would be Shipwreck
If I was a Superhero, I would be Booster Gold
If I was a Hollywood Monster, I would be Teen Wolf
If I was a Computer, I would be a 386 with 16 MB of RAM
If I was a Children's Book, I would be Mike Mulligan's Steam Shovel
If I was a Chinese Fortune, I would read "At least your Mom thinks you're great"
If I was a Movie Candy, I would be a box of jujubees
If I was a Thundercat, I would be WillyKat
If I was a Beatles Song, I would be 'Number 9'
If I was a Branch of the U.S. Military, I would be Department of Quadrennial Defense Review
If I was a Kung Fu Style, I would be Lady Bug Kung Fu
If I was a Dr. Seuss Character, I would be the "Bofa on the Sofa"
If I was a Student at Hogwarts, I would be Orville Longbottom
If I was a Meal-in-a-Can, I would be Vienna Sausages
If I was a Television Sequel, I would be 'After M*A*S*H'
If I was a Dyslexic, I would Slab Kus
If I was a Car, I would be Bumblebee cause he's a Transformer
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